The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- McGowan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.