The Hamstring Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- McGowan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.