The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McGowan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.