The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number McGowan, that's a flag." McGowan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.