The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McGowan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.