The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- McGowan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.