The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Ref: "Number McGowan, that's a flag." McGowan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.