The Late Scratch Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McGowan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.