The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McGowan's stadium. Only over McGowan.
- The team goes up 21 early and McGowan gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
McGowan, McGowan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.