The Stuffed Run Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.