The Committee Backfield Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McGowan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.