The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McGowan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.