The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows McGowan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number McGowan, that's a flag." McGowan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.