The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Ref: "Number McGowan, that's a flag." McGowan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.