The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McGowan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.