The Late Scratch Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McGowan gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McGowan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.