The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows McGowan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.