The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.