The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McGowan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.