The Committee Backfield Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McGowan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.