The Late Scratch Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McGowan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.