The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- McGowan is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.