The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McGowan's stadium. Only over McGowan.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.