The Snap Count Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- McGowan gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
77%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.