The Hamstring Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number McGowan, that's a flag." McGowan: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
McGowan, McGowan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.