The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McGowan's stadium. Only over McGowan.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.