The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.