The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.