The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.