The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McGowan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.