The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows McGowan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
McGowan, McGowan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.