The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.