The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.