The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.