The Phantom Flag Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McGowan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.