The Fumble Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.