The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.