The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.