The Hamstring Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.
84%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.