The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sanders tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.