The Checkdown Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Sanders, the end zone is a rumor.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.