The Snap Count Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.