The Hamstring Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The play clock hits zero on Sanders four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.