The Kneel-Down Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- The broadcast shows Sanders on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.