The Phantom Flag Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sanders's stadium. Only over Sanders.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sanders gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Sanders, Sanders, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.