The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- The broadcast shows Sanders on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.