The Overthrow Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.