The Phantom Flag Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sanders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.