The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
- Sanders goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.