The Hamstring Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Sanders throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sanders leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.